A woman navigates a unique life to ultimately discover her true villain origin story. 

Kirsten Kilburn (writer, performer): Originally from Canada, Kirsten has been a tap dancing bumble bee. A Jet Gal. A lover of the spells of God. A nun who turns into Lucifer Rising. A Candy girl with a girlfriend, a boyfriend, and a murderer on the loose. An Apple Scruff. A made up girl called Alice. Among others. She has performed in theatre, film, and television, most recently in the independent feature, “It’s Always Almost Over” as Carrie. Kirsten has never before performed her own words in front of other people. Until now. Thank you to Sabrina, Tessa, and Jamie for encouraging and listening. To Emory for loving, supporting, and brewing one million cups of coffee. To Theatre 4 The People for this incredible opportunity. And to Haley, who has never led Kirsten astray and has guided her here. Oh. And to Mum. Boodles, all of you!

Haley Rice (Director) is a bi-coastal director, writer, and producer who currently works as the Showrunner’s Assistant for The Five Star Weekend at NBC/Peacock. She teaches Writers' Block, an online writing lab that helps up-and-coming writers develop their work. Theatre: THE LADDER by Isaac Byrne (IRT 2026), Mira, Deara by Isaac Byrne (Sam French OOB Festival 2025), Sperm Donor Wanted by T.J. Young (Theatre 4the People, 2024). Film: This Is Love?! (MSP, selections at Julien Dubuque FF and SoHo International FF). Proud to be asked by the late Ted Wold to direct his 2021 production of Sunday on the Rocks. Co-Founder of Messy Stars Productions. Much love for Isaac. @the_tales_of_hales