A woman navigates a unique life to ultimately discover her true villain origin story. 

Kirsten Kilburn (writer, performer): Originally from Canada, Kirsten has been a tap dancing bumble bee. A Jet Gal. A lover of the spells of God. An Apple Scruff. A made up girl called Alice. And several others. She has performed in theatre, film, and television, most recently performing in How to Put Down the Weight of Your Past by Tommy Vines and directed by Madeline Riddick-Seals at the American Mime Theater. Kirsten is thrilled to be back performing her solo show! Thank you to Theatre 4 the People for the opportunity! Thank you to Emory for listening to this show one hundred times and STILL coming to see it. Thank you to Haley. For creating the space in which this show was written, for directing it twice, this time from California, and for the friendship and love. Where would I be without you? And of course, thanks to my mum. Enjoy the show! Boodles, all of you!

Haley Rice (Director) is a bi-coastal director, writer, and producer who currently works as the Showrunner’s Assistant for The Five Star Weekend at NBC/Peacock. She teaches Writers' Block, an online writing lab that helps up-and-coming writers develop their work. Theatre: THE LADDER by Isaac Byrne (IRT 2026), Mira, Deara by Isaac Byrne (Sam French OOB Festival 2025), Sperm Donor Wanted by T.J. Young (Theatre 4the People, 2024). Film: This Is Love?! (MSP, selections at Julien Dubuque FF and SoHo International FF). Proud to be asked by the late Ted Wold to direct his 2021 production of Sunday on the Rocks. Co-Founder of Messy Stars Productions. Much love for Isaac. @the_tales_of_hales